"Better than Windows"

Better than Windows. Easier than Mac. More powerful than both combined. Ubuntu is your all encompasing pancaea to all computer issues. Have a computer problem? Follow our simple two step solution:

1) Install Ubuntu

2) Problem solved

The Ubuntu show will cover all things Ubuntu, including exciting topics like "ALL FREE SOFTWARE" and "BETTER THAN WINDOWS." The show will also explain a simple, 74 easy (and 168 uneasy) step process for using Ubuntu to permanently secure your bitcoins against all forms of digital and physical attack. Get your virgin thumbdrives ready for a roaring good time!